Cranky Lady's Stats
| HP: | 95 |
| PP: | 0 |
| Offense: | 16 |
| Defense: | 18 |
| Speed: | 6 |
| Guts: | 3 |
| Exp: | 200 |
| Money: | $17 |
| Type: | Normal |
| Starts With: | Normal |
| Where it appears: | Twoson |
Cranky Lady's Resistances
| PSI Fire: | 75% effective |
| PSI Freeze: | 75% effective |
| PSI Flash: | 50% effective |
| Paralysis: | 50% effective |
| Brainshock: | 10% effective |
| Sleep: | 50% effective |
| Mirror: | 50% effective |
Additional Cranky Lady Attributes
| SMAAAASH! Probability | 5% |
| Run away probability (add 10 after each turn) | (Highest speed among Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo, subtracted by 16)% |
| Instant win occurs if weakest character's offense is greater than | 113 |
| Probability that attack will miss | 6.25% |
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